thank you bathtub barracuda
remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy
curious to know how many people would be interested in a gastly giveaway.
cause i’ve got plenty.
Mars Attacks the Transformers
Megatron’s face kills me.
his squinting is audible
shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous
Be prepared to participate in no dick decemberbe prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit
I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU
getting an unexpectedly large last pay check from the old job
+ gonna get first pay check from the new job on the 1st
+ winning $25 prize from new job
= buying MTMTE volumes 2 & 3, RID volumes 1 - 3, and LSotW volume
+ preordering the Covenant of Primus
face in hands
I am the worst at saving money
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